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Groin Frosties With Jazzy Hand Now Available on Kindle!


Kindle Version



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Throwing a Sausage Back and Forth for Five Minutes without Letting it Drop

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I have a fiction published in the new issue of Blood Tree Literature, an online Lit Mag based in Santa Fee, New Mexico, USA, entitled, Throwing a Sausage Back and Forth for Five Minutes without Letting it Drop in their experimental / Hybrid Section. Written a while ago now, during my extended ‘coddle’ period. 😊

Click here for the story!

Inspired by a work by conceptual artist, John Baldessari, from 1972/73, entitled, Trying to Photograph a Ball So that it is in the Centre of the Picture.

“As a result of the goal, laid down in advance, of getting the ball as near to the centre of the picture as possible, Baltessari relieved himself of any further compositional decision and achieved pictures that no longer have anything to do with the problem of ‘that looks good alongside that.’ Like his painting before, his treatment of photography is no longer determined by craft skills or formal innovation, but by the strategic abandonment or deliberate disregard of conventional rules.”

i.e. an extremely pretentious way of justifying a very silly title.  This fiction goes well with Getting it away with it by Electronic. “Enjoy.” 😊 😊 😊


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“Arseways by Camillus John” written by Camillus John now available to read on The Scum Gentry alternative arts forum

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Above: Reggae Fairy (2016)

Hey Presto link to the Scum Gentry!!!

Some people have really shitty Christmases and a long, long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, so did I.  In light of this tinsel-less fact, here’s a metaficion of mine in which I stick three heads up my own fictional arse. Contains a seasonal sprinkling of sprouts.

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As Shakin’ Stevens would say – ‘Merry Christmas – everyone.’


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Triptych Now Available to Read in Lifeblood – Anthology of shortlisted stories in ITT’s Short Story Competition 2017!

My story entitled


(which is dedicated to Vincent Browne on his recent retirement)

is available to read at the following link

Hey Presto!!





Rik V

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Enjoy the Silence in The Weird Reader for 4’33” on Page 48

I am pleased to announce that you can

Read my scary story entitled,

Enjoy The Silence,


Above:  Shearing Forse by Nastassia Shumlina

in The Weird Reader,


A lit mag based all the way over in Logan, Utah, in the U S of A.

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It’s buried 🙂 somewhere near Page 48.

Stab the following link and hey presto


If you dare.

Not suitable for scaredey cats 🙂 🙂 🙂

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The Elastic Wedding Band Now Available to Read on Cold Coffee Stand!

I am pleased to announce that a story of mine


The Elastic Wedding Band

is now available to read on Westport’s Cold Coffee Stand

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Just Clickety-click the following link –





Rik V

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We’ll Probably Make Good Pets – now available to read in Mo and Po-Mo Journal Silver Streams!

Silver Streams

I am pleased to announce that I have a fiction published

in issue 2 of

Silver Streams 

A Journal of Modern and Post-Modern Literature and Art!

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Click on the below link

and hey presto!


Are you gonna be the doggie in the window?

Read my fiction and find out.

It’s only a matter of time.


No way out.

No way out.

No way out.

No way out.

No way out.

No way out.

Arre you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite?

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Rik V