Tag Archives: Rik Mayall

BWG: What a beautiful day (hey hey)!

And nothing is impossible

In our all powerful mind

Red nose smile

When the music’s over

the pencilling must go on!!!!


Ballyfermot Writers Group (adults)

Meets every second Wednesday in Ballyfermot Library.

From 6.30 p.m. – 7.45 p.m.

New members welcome. From beginners to advanced.

Date of next meeting:

Wednesday 8th June 2017


How it Works:

Unholster your pencil and write creatively on the spot to a bespoke, tinselled prompt given out on the night. Then read what you’ve written to the group for lavish praise, iridescent bouquets and international awards  🙂  Or bring prepared writing along and read that if you wish. The choice is yours.

For more details contact: eric.earwig@yahoo.com or ballyfermotlibrary@dublincity.ie

Or just turn up on the night with your own pencil!

happy cat

Rik V

For what died the sons of Róisín? – Ballyfermot Writers Group



Was it fame?

Was it Greed?

Homer 2

Homer 1

Was it underpants Homer Simpson in a laneway off Capel Street?

Why not start to write creatively?

Ballyfermot Creative Writing Group (adults)

meets every second Wednesday in Ballyfermot Library, Room 3.

From 6.30 p.m. – 7.45 p.m. New members welcome. From beginners to advanced.

Next meeting: Wednesday 27th July 2016.

For more details contact:


Or just turn up on the night with your own pencil.

Happy International Polar Bear Day! Now please behave.

It’s international polar bear day!

pb walking

So this is a warning to all polar bears out there who went on the lash last year

after all the festivities.

cone pb

sick pb

falling pb

pb lying

Please try and control yourselves this year

lads and lassies, eh?

Remember, you don’t need to end up trying to scale The Spire in O’Connell Street

at the end of every night out you know.

fingers pb

Just get a taxi straight home, promise?

cat please

“Of course I will  Janey Macken Street.

Of course I will.

Would I lie to you?

cute pb

Little old me? Eh?

Grand so. I’m off to the pub – ahem –

for a nice cup of tea Janey, I swear!”

Mrs doyle

The first picture of Gerry Adams’ arse emerges

Gerry Adams has said that the water protesters recently jailed

should be released but that people protesting the protesters’ jailing

should not have blocked the roads afterwards.


To put this comment into its proper context

the first picture has emerged

of Gerry Adam’s arse.

maggie thatch

No surprises there methinks.

As soon as the bumfluff cleared,

this was always going to be the full picture –

of his arse.


Rik Rik

Blow your brains out with the People’s Poetry Prize 2015

If you like good poetry

Ginsberg flower

vibrant and completely relevant


check out

The People’s Poetry Prize 2015


Right here –


It will blow your brains out and

smear them all over your four living room walls.

red brains

Apparently, they’ve done all the tests,

poked each and every one of the 12 nominees

with a sharpened stick,


and they can say now with 99.999 per cent


that unlike other poetry competitions doing the rounds



all poets nominated for this prize

haven’t yet died.

slum landlords

They are still with us.

eyes popping

 So if you want a bit of meaning in your life,

I’d advise you to listen to all 12 nominations now.

Right here –


Or else I’m getting Rick with a silent P on your case –

Rik angry

Syriza gets tough new negotiator for talks with their German occupiers.

Rik Mayall has decided to rise from the dead and join Syriza

Rik V flick

at the negotiation table with their German occupiers.

Hi, I’m Rik.

Rik V

As a shiny happy “bailed-out” Irish person,


I wholeheartedly agree with this new strategy.

Michael Noonan says Ireland will be down €350 million if they default.

  noonan sad

Why not forgive the debt?

Let’s vote on it.

What do you think Mein Herr?

angry hitler

Rik, what have you got to say to Mein Herr?

 Rik angry


Well done Syriza.

Fingers crossed.