And nothing is impossible
In our all powerful mind
When the music’s over
the pencilling must go on!!!!
Ballyfermot Writers Group (adults)
Meets every second Wednesday in Ballyfermot Library.
From 6.30 p.m. – 7.45 p.m.
New members welcome. From beginners to advanced.
Date of next meeting:
Wednesday 8th June 2017
How it Works:
Unholster your pencil and write creatively on the spot to a bespoke, tinselled prompt given out on the night. Then read what you’ve written to the group for lavish praise, iridescent bouquets and international awards Or bring prepared writing along and read that if you wish. The choice is yours.
For more details contact: email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org
Or just turn up on the night with your own pencil!
Was it fame?
Was it Greed?
Was it underpants Homer Simpson in a laneway off Capel Street?
Why not start to write creatively?
Ballyfermot Creative Writing Group (adults)
meets every second Wednesday in Ballyfermot Library, Room 3.
From 6.30 p.m. – 7.45 p.m. New members welcome. From beginners to advanced.
Next meeting: Wednesday 27th July 2016.
For more details contact:
Or just turn up on the night with your own pencil.
It’s international polar bear day!
So this is a warning to all polar bears out there who went on the lash last year
after all the festivities.
Please try and control yourselves this year
lads and lassies, eh?
Remember, you don’t need to end up trying to scale The Spire in O’Connell Street
at the end of every night out you know.
Just get a taxi straight home, promise?
“Of course I will Janey Macken Street.
Of course I will.
Would I lie to you?
Little old me? Eh?
Grand so. I’m off to the pub – ahem –
for a nice cup of tea Janey, I swear!”
Gerry Adams has said that the water protesters recently jailed
should be released but that people protesting the protesters’ jailing
should not have blocked the roads afterwards.
To put this comment into its proper context
the first picture has emerged
of Gerry Adam’s arse.
No surprises there methinks.
As soon as the bumfluff cleared,
this was always going to be the full picture –
of his arse.
As the bishop said to the altar boy.
If you like good poetry
vibrant and completely relevant
The People’s Poetry Prize 2015
Right here –
It will blow your brains out and
smear them all over your four living room walls.
Apparently, they’ve done all the tests,
poked each and every one of the 12 nominees
with a sharpened stick,
and they can say now with 99.999 per cent
that unlike other poetry competitions doing the rounds
all poets nominated for this prize
haven’t yet died.
They are still with us.
So if you want a bit of meaning in your life,
I’d advise you to listen to all 12 nominations now.
Right here –
Or else I’m getting Rick with a silent P on your case –
Rik Mayall has decided to rise from the dead and join Syriza
at the negotiation table with their German occupiers.
Hi, I’m Rik.
As a shiny happy “bailed-out” Irish person,
I wholeheartedly agree with this new strategy.
Michael Noonan says Ireland will be down €350 million if they default.
Why not forgive the debt?
Let’s vote on it.
What do you think Mein Herr?
Rik, what have you got to say to Mein Herr?
Well done Syriza.