Please Play Me!
To Honour All Frontline Staff in This Time of Crisis I have Written A Song
Called
The Teabags Song (He’s Cool, That Grocer Man)
Please Play Me
Monthly Archives: April 2020
A Poem on Broadsheet – After You’ve Wiped Your Arse Before You’ve Washed Your Hands!
Read my state of the nation poem on Broadsheet called, After You’ve Wiped Your Arse But Before You’ve Washed Your Hands. Second poem down.
You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
From My New Book
Wiping My Milk Moustache Clean With My Sleeve
New Book Out Now! Wiping My Milk Moustache Clean With My Sleeve
My new book is available to buy here!
Cover this book with flowery wallpaper to keep it pristine and smelling of tulips forever.
Blurb
Does life change forever when your Da starts hugging you in other people’s dreams?
Yes, he’s back with his fifth book. In this instance, Kebab poembaggery of the highest order. A design for spice and contemplation. How far down Camillus John’s headbanger’s hole do you really want to go?
Includes –
- Headbanger’s Hole,
- Play New Year’s Day By U2
- Heating Sprouts Up A Dog’s Arse
- Halloween Sparkler For A Cock Introduction
- The Best Jazz Flute Album Of All Time
- From The Arse Of A Chicken
- After You’ve Wiped Your Arse But Before You’ve Washed Your Hands
- Jaws Bit My Sister’s Nose
- Why Does My Tossed Pancake Always Stick To The Ceiling On Pancake Tuesday?
- Bono’s Cock Is My Plectrum
And many more poembags from the wild frontiers of alternative literature.
Cover this book with flowery wallpaper to keep it pristine and smelling of tulips forever. From Ballyer Press.
Janey Macken Street! 