My new book of flash Fiction is available on Amazon
Blurb From The Back Cover
With long gold trumpets and short tight trousers Ballyer Press introduces Camillus John’s sixth book, a collection of flash fiction, Shyness Is Lice. Fictionmongery of the tip toppest. From the wild frontiers of alternative literature.
If You Haven’t Died For Europe You’re Not Getting In, Róisín but Camillus has promised he’ll let you in. No questions asked. Robbing is always George Best, you say Róisín, that may be true but please pay for this book. He’s been threatened with Bishop Brennan Style Castration if people don’t spend, spend, spend. The Woman Who Shagged Halloween has already bought a copy but she thinks Everyone Is Hitler and who can blame her after such a terrible life.
The Woman In The Flame With Large Breasts And An Erect Penis has also purchased a copy, the e-version. When she started reading it The Bishop Came In And Pointed His Finger but he’s not going to be castrating anyone. Those days are in the Irish past. Bishops aren’t allowed to feel the comfort of The Size of a Woman’s Hands so they must occupy themselves with The Sponsored Cat Squeeze and other charitable good causes in case they end up Smashing Your Brains Over The St. Pats’ Mural In Inchicore in frustration for not being allowed a little human touch every now and again. So much so they end up walking around with a permanent Bloodshot Head which leaves them susceptible to Getting Their Mind Blown And Their Neck Slashed By A Man’s Whistle. We are all better off going into the back garden and so on and so forth.
Buy this book and make yourself feel young, gifted and indie.
Don’t stick it up a cow’s bottom, instead, cover it with flowery wallpaper to keep it pristine and smelling of tulips forever.
Janey Macken Street! 