Monthly Archives: January 2015

If Charlie Hebdo is allowed to do it then why can’t the Irish People? – World’s biggest mystery

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parasiteMichael D

                                     Michael D. Higgins?                                                    Parasite?

Charlie Hebdo supporting TD,

Robert Dowds,

Robert Dowds

doesn’t think people should be allowed to use the word parasite in relation to Michael D. Higgins for some strange reason. In fact, he seems to be allergic to the mere mention of the word.

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http://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/qualified-apology-from-man-who-called-president-midget-parasite-1.2082408

What in the world has Dowds,

(voted in on a Labour Party anti-water taxes ticket, with his party now refusing to allow a referendum on the issue so they can hang on to their wages  & expenses for as long as humanly possible – right up to the very last  squeezed-dry wage cheque in April 2016 when the election must to be called)

got against the word parasite I wonder?

stumped

I’m really stumped on this, I tell you.

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Anyone got any sort of a clue?

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Be sure to let me know.

Dublin city centre on Saturday, 31st January 2015 –

Earlier today

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Tell me pies. Tell me sweet pork pies – Inksplinters Anthology 2015

My writing group are releasing their second anthology

of creative writing in 2015.

Here is my suggestion for a possible front cover.

What do you reckon?

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Inksplinters Anthology 2015

Tell me pies.

pork pies

Tell me sweet pork pies.

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Coming soon.

Not available in the shops.

Slum Landlords React to New Mortgage Rules

Middle-class slum landlords react to new mortgage rules and guidelines –

slum landlords

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/the-new-mortgage-rules-what-they-mean-1.2082394

Tenants saving for a deposit react to new mortgage rules and guidelines –

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Just when you thought life couldn’t get any worse – the Polar Bear Climate Change blues

After the complete destruction of his natural habitat by humans, a polar bear travels in to work on the 6.a.m. LUAS for his first day.

Just when he thought life couldn’t get any worse –

polar bear luas

                                         Man in grey suit:         Sorry, but that seat is taken mate.

                                         Pedro Polar Bear:        Growl!

Syriza gets tough new negotiator for talks with their German occupiers.

Rik Mayall has decided to rise from the dead and join Syriza

Rik V flick

at the negotiation table with their German occupiers.

Hi, I’m Rik.

Rik V

As a shiny happy “bailed-out” Irish person,

lepraucaun

I wholeheartedly agree with this new strategy.

Michael Noonan says Ireland will be down €350 million if they default.

  noonan sad

Why not forgive the debt?

Let’s vote on it.

What do you think Mein Herr?

angry hitler

Rik, what have you got to say to Mein Herr?

 Rik angry

Syriza

Well done Syriza.

Fingers crossed.

Mammy, I think I’ve done another one – Inksplinters Anthology 2015

My writing group are releasing their second anthology

of creative writing in 2015.

Here is my suggestion for a possible front cover.

What do you reckon?

——————————————————————————————————————-

Inksplinters Anthology 2015

big eyed baby

“Mammy –  I think I’ve done another one!”

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Coming soon.

Not available in the shops.

Leo Varadkar exclusive – the first picture of his arse -allegedly

World exclusive to Janey Macken Street!!!

We are humbled.

The first “alleged ” picture of Leo Varadkar’s arse

has now been unearthed.

(Leo Varadkar: Minister for Health – Republic of Ireland)

And here it is –

maggie thatch

 No surprises there, methinks.