Thanks to the indecisive eejit for the prompt for this load of pants.
A Janey Macken Street exclusive.
We are humbled.
Me and my pants
Presidential
Ballsy
King of the jungle
Hard man
Arse-less
As the bishop said to the altar boy
Monthly Archives: March 2015
The one with the bums on seats
Desperate times call for desperate posts.
However,
I do feel a lot better now.
The Giant Electronic Frog with Pink Lips says
RIBBIT RIBBIT!
Like, what else would it say?
It’s a frog.
And my God, it’s Saint Patrick’s Day tomorrow.
Way hey hey like
Mick Wallace reacts to Irish language lesson by Enda Kenny in Dáil Éireann
http://www.thejournal.ie/dail-headphones-live-translation-1985386-Mar2015/
Anyone remember their old Irish teacher from Primary school
trying to ignorantly stuff
Irish down your throat until your cheeks are full
and
a large piece of Irish is hanging out your mouth?
No need for Enda to read
Teach like a Champion by Doug Lemov at all at all at all at all
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2015/mar/11/revolution-changing-way-your-child-taught
Could this man transform your child’s education?
It’s not easy being green.
Playing with Cinderella’s Left Testicle – one night only
Who is playing with Cinderella’s Left Testicle this Friday
in the Pigeon Club?
Doors 8. p.m.
Last ever gig.
With special guests
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The Rise and Fall of Cinderella’s Left Testicle
A novel by Camillus John.
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Coming soon.
Not available in the shops.
Mouth-hankie, Enda Kenny and two bananas
Plus
Plus
Equals =
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The Assassination of Enda Kenny
A short story
by Camillus John.
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Coming soon.
Not available in the shops.
.
Above: Arnulf Rainer: Bereavement.
Irish People’s Poetry Prize Winner 2015 – drums, bums and cherries
The Irish People’s Poetry Prize winner is
Sarah Clancy.
Congratulations!
With a tinselled cherry on top
and a tinselled cherry on bottom too.
Check out her winning poem –
And Yet We Must Live In These Times
– right here –
You want the truth?
Then read this poem.
But are you sure you can handle the truth?
Eh?
Some people can’t you know.
Whereas others can –
l
The whole truth
and nothing but the truth
like St Pats
FAI Cup Winners 2014.
Hats off to Sarah Clancy!
from Janey Macken Street.
Sympathy for the devil – Céline & Gary Glitter fans
If it’s okay to read Céline
and he was antisemitic
is it okay to listen to Gary Glitter records
now that he’s a convicted paedophile many times over?
is the question posed in The Guardian here –
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/mar/01/gary-glitter-fans-paul-gadd-facebook
I almost have sympathy for people
who were big fans of Glitter back in the day
then having all their good memories snatched away forever
Almost. I said almost.
It is Gary Feckin’ Glitter we’re talking about here
not Beethoven.
And Hitler was a great painter apparently.
He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon
– two coats! (Mel Brooks).
The Pervert’s guide to the Ruling Classes – Number 1: Prince Andrew
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Name: Britain’s Prince Andrew.
Address: Buckingham Palace.
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/02/justice/sex-abuse-prince-allegation/
“A woman claims in a federal court filing that she was forced to have sex with several men — including Britain’s Prince Andrew — while a teenager, an allegation the Duke of York’s camp firmly denies.”
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Are all middle and upper class people alleged paedophiles and perverts?
Surely not.
It can’t be true.
And it’s not.
But let’s see what anecdotal evidence says,
shall we?
I’ll take that as a yes.
.
Tune in to
The Perverts Guide to the Ruling Classes.
Next time
on
Janey Macken Street! 