As the bishop said to the altar boy.
In post-modern Ireland
If you don’t earn more than
€32,800 per annum
then this is what Michael Noonan
thinks of you
Caption: Poor scum of Ireland, emigrate now – or eat my two fingers!
“Minister for Finance Michael Noonan has defined the phenomenon of the “squeezed middle” or “coping classes” as those who earn between €32,800 and €70,000.”
(But isn’t he a bailed-out banker on full expenses?)
Calm down, mate, have a cup –
or there’s always –
Right to Water protests 31st January 2015.
All round the country.
You know it makes sense.
This time next year, we’ll be millionaires.
– But Del! but Del! – but Del! – but Del! –
I already am!