It’s international polar bear day!
So this is a warning to all polar bears out there who went on the lash last year
after all the festivities.
Please try and control yourselves this year
lads and lassies, eh?
Remember, you don’t need to end up trying to scale The Spire in O’Connell Street
at the end of every night out you know.
Just get a taxi straight home, promise?
“Of course I will Janey Macken Street.
Of course I will.
Would I lie to you?
Little old me? Eh?
Grand so. I’m off to the pub – ahem –
for a nice cup of tea Janey, I swear!”