A new study has revealed that too much noise
in modern cities is bad for you.
The only way to beat it is
with the Fiver Shop’s new
A Fiver Each.
Stick a plug in each ear
and remove all noise instantly.
Each plug secretes a nice flavour
when in the ear,
so that you can lick it clean whenever
you remove it from you aural passages,
thus making all your earwax
Fruity Earplugs come in three flavours –
The Banana Plug
The Plum Plug
and the Pear Plug.
Stick ’em all in your ears!
And all guaranteed to play John Cage’s
4’33” on a loop
until fully satisfied.
You know it makes sense.
I’ll take that as a yes.