New Cure for Impotence – Fruity Earplugs

 

A new study has revealed that too much noise

in modern cities is bad for you.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2956356/Warning-deaf-generation.html

The only way to beat it is

with the Fiver Shop’s new

Fruity Earplugs.

fruity plugs

A Fiver Each.

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How?

Stick a plug in each ear

and remove all noise instantly.

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Each plug secretes a nice flavour

when in the ear,

so that you can lick it clean whenever

you remove it from you aural passages,

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thus making all your earwax

fully sustainable.

Swallow.

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Fruity Earplugs come in three flavours –

banana

The Banana Plug

plum

The Plum Plug

pear

and the Pear Plug.

Stick ’em all in your ears!

And all guaranteed to play John Cage’s

4’33” on a loop

until fully satisfied.

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You know it makes sense.

Del boy

Don’t you?

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I’ll take that as a yes.

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