Superman Espresso: Squeezing honey from your left Armpit.

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The Daily prompt was –

Grab the nearest book. Open it and go to the tenth word. Do a Google Image Search of the word. Write about what the image brings to mind.

Book: Captain Beefheart, The Biography by Mick Barnes. Pages 35, top of page, ten words: UP.

First Google Image for Up.

up

Superman Espresso

There is a great café, UP, UP, UP AND AWAY!,  in Ontario, Canada overlooking Niagara Falls. The Espressos are superb. Superman and his new bride were honeymooning in the region and having a mid-afternoon lunch.

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On this particular day, Superman was wearing a white wedding dress that sparkled with   magnificent joie de vivre.

wedding dress

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With a deft touch of superhero chic, he accessorized by wearing a pair of faintly red underpants over the dress.

red panties

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As he sipped the last vestiges of his Espresso and gazed nonchalantly at the fast flowing waterfall to his left, a thought occurred to him; this truly was one of the best days of his life. And it was only just beginning.

Breaking this epiphany, a white-tuxedoed waiter bowed before him and produced a highly polished spoon that he pointed in his direction. Upon the spoon stood a small real-live pink flamingo with the bill for lunch gripped in her long slender beak.

pink flamingo

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Superman smiled and beamed  –

“My honeybunny will pay for this, won’t you darling?”

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His bride was a honey bee with the most dazzling personality and beauty.

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“It really should be me stinging you, for the bill darling. However, it’s been such a king and queen of a day!”

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She squeezed an appropriate amount of honey from her left armpit, onto the spoon.

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The waiter, with the pink flamingo now resting on his left arm, thanked her gracefully, and with a swish, disappeared to the cash register leaving bliss incarnate behind him.

Sweet honey

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