A resident of Janey Macken Street, Eric Earwig, has just heard that a flash fiction of his, entitled,
The and of Cinderella’s Left Testicle
will be published in the September issue of Boyne Berries. See link. http://www.boynewriters.com/index.html. It’s Eric’s second publication in this magazine after his priest with red trousers dazzled the Trim public akimbo last year and licked all their minds out.
Trim obviously likes it satire short and curly. (Now that’s what I call the real definition of flash fiction: short and curly. A definition with ball(s)) I’m sure you’ll agree).
Thus, a large, vibrating cherry-on-top of thanks is making its way over to the editors of Boyne Berries as we speak in the capable charge of the Flying Superhero Clothes horse himself, Howie B.
With such fine, refined literary tastes, we only hope that a mere vibrating cherry-on-top won’t insult them too much, even if it does have our favourite tinselled sentence from Camus baked in the centre as a pip.
Chief Janey Macken Street Reporter.